FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 21, 2001
October 20, 2001
October 22, 2001
Transcript:
Jason: Dad, is it ok if I build a haunted house in the basement and charge kids $2 each to come in? Roger: Jason, don't you remember what happened with your last haunted house? Your homemade fog machine malfunctioned and burst three water pipes...your ghostly pipe organ was set too loud and shattered a dozen windows... your robotic zombie arms ripped the skirt off your schoolteacher...and your disembodied pumping heart leaked and sprayed red ink all over the walls and ceiling, giving your Mother absolute fits in front of all your guests. Jason: Why do you think I'm doubling the admission price? Roger: It was not a success, son. Andy: Did someone order something from Acme red ink supply?
wait, “ripped the skirt off your school teacher?”