FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 28, 2001
Transcript:
Paige: You're going Trick-or-Treating as a ghost? Gee, how original. Jason: Who says this is my costume, dingus?! I am a Halloween artiste! My costumes are masterpieces of the monster arts! As such, perhaps I prefer to keep it draped and unseen until the hour of it's glorious unveiling is at hand! Paige: Puke. Jason: Oh, you will puke when you see it, dear sister! Puke with fear, fright and intense costume envy! See you in a few days! Bwa ha ha! Marcus: So what are you trick-or-treating as? Jason: I dunno, I was going to go as a ghost.....
I would have said “I’m a terrifying comment on unoriginalism and how Halloween costumes is a dying art form, hence the ghost-like appearance.”