FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 01, 2002
Transcript:
Roger: Two days left and I'm still the high bidder on these golf clubs! Six hours left and I'm still the high bidder on these golf clubs! Fifteen minutes left and I'm still the high bidder on these golf clubs! 0.001 seconds left and---someone outbid me?! How?! How?! How?! Computer: I really wish you'd stop using eBay. Roger: Can I at least bid on a new keyboard?
“Snipers are a real hassle.”