FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 28, 2003

Transcript:

Andy: What are you doing? Jason: Composing digital music. This first song I call "zero." This second I call "one." Naturally, I'll hold the copyrights to both. Now anytime the record industry releases a CD, it'll constitute several billion instances of music piracy and I can sue them for trillions! Andy: Remind me to keep you out of law school. Jason: Ah, to live in America.