FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 31, 2003
October 30, 2003
November 01, 2003
Transcript:
Nicole: Paige, this is Kyle. I found him watching ESPN all alone in the basement den. Apparently, Morton Goldthwait actually has a friend who isn normal and cute and not a total geek job. And did I mention that I found him? We'll be in the basement. Paige: Waaaa! Morton: Hey, babe. Want to play spin the battlebot?
Geeks must be really bad if a sports nut is a better catch. ESPN = Entertainment SPorts Network.