FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 18, 2003
Transcript:
Jason: Holy charging oliphaunts. Talk about epic. Paige: Super epic. Jason: Talk about sweeping and exhilarating and awesome. Paige: Super awesome. Jason: Talk about raising the bar for cinema. Paige: Super raising it. Jason: I'm not talking about Orlando Bloom's close-ups, by the way. Paige: Don't tell me you liked that filler stuff about a ring.
I’m going to have to release my army of Haradrim on Paige if she doesn’t stop…