FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 22, 2004
Transcript:
Roger: Um, this is a little embarrassing, but... I found this while I was going through my closet. I bought it for Valentine's Day and forgot to give it to you. I'm sure by now the chocolates are no good. Andy: Don't be silly. Valentine's Day was only a week ago. Why's it say "to the mother of my two children"? Roger: I think I need to clean out my closet more often.
Either those chocolates are 11 to 13 years old, or Roger’s forgotten how to count.