FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 16, 2004
Transcript:
Roger, inside plane: Kids, if you need to use the restroom, now's the time. Kids: I'm ok. I'm fine. I'm good. Pilot: Please remain seated for the next half-hour as we begin our approach into Washington. Kids: Dad? I have to go to the bathroom. Me too. Really bad.
The key is to go to the Bathroom even if you do not need to. Just squeeze out whatever is in there.