FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 30, 2004
Transcript:
Paige: I need to use the computer. Jason: Hold on. I'm in the middle of playing Alien Armageddon. Paige: Jason, I have to write a book report! Jason: And I have to save the residents of earth from mass extermination! I know. How about I don't save your English teacher? Sheesh. Try to offer someone a reasonable compromise...
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