FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 12, 2004
Transcript:
Computer Voice: Does this screensaver make me look fat? Be honest. I can take it. Waaa! It does! I can tell by the way you're looking at me! Jason: The new thin iFruit models are making him self-conscious. Computer Voice: It's not my fault I'm big-chipped!
Wait, I thought it was a girl!