FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 04, 2005

Transcript:

Paige: Dr. Ting, look at this! Orange type on a green cover?! It's totally garish! Plus, it weighs half a ton! Do they really expect kids to lug this around?! And look at how thin the pages are! It's like a million paper cuts waiting to happen! This biology textbook needs more intelligent design! What? Did I say something wrong? Dr. Ting: Just go sit down, Paige.