FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 24, 2006
January 23, 2006
January 25, 2006
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, you weren't born in a dumpster! Jason: I know, but it makes for a better story. It's important that my memoir really tug at the ol' heart strings. Readers like people who overcome obstacles. I think it makes my ascendancy to nobel laureate all the more inspirational. Andy: You aren't a nobel laureate, either. Jason: Well, that makes for a better story, too.
fIrSt (and yes this is a joke, don’t f me up in the replies)