FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 07, 2007

Transcript:

Marcus: As you study the runes, an angry netherdemon is summoned to the room. Jason: My wizard casts a spell of frozen wrath. Marcus: It misses. Jason: My ranger attacks with his sword of brutality. Marcus: He misses. Jason: My elf uses his bow of precision to shoot arrows of petrification. Marcus: No effect. Jason: Dang. Marcus: The netherdemon raises his ax and - Jason: Wait! My dwarf mentions that Paige Fox is looking for a boyfriend. Marcus: Smart move. The demon shrieks and teleports back to his nether dimension. Jason: How do kids without sisters survive this game? Paige: Or even kids WITH sister?