FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 29, 2007

Transcript:

Jason: Plunge the country into Watergate, get pardoned. Sell arms to Iran to fund the Contras, get pardoned. Evade taxes then flee to Switzerland, get pardoned. Obstruct justice in a CIA leak investigation, get semi-pardoned. BUttttt, put an eensy bit of salt in your sister's milk, and... Andy: I said drink it! Jason: You're being downright un-American, mother. Andy: In that context, I can live with it.