FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 09, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: Roger, wake up. You forgot to put on sunscreen. Roger: Zzzz... Andy: Roger, wake up. Roger: Zzzz... Andy: Oh, look...Is that a great white shark? Roger: Zzzz... Andy: Oh, look...Is that an incoming tidal wave? Roger: Zzzz... Andy: Oh, look...Is that our daughter flirting with college boys? Roger: AAAA! WHAT?? WHERE?!? doctor: And you say these chest pains started while you were on vacation?? Roger: "Let's go to the beach," she said..."It'll be relaxing," she said...
I wish some boys actually like me. Oh well. I’m smart, so there’s that.