FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 04, 2012
February 26, 2012
March 11, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: I need a new marketing department. Andy: Oh? Jason: I unveiled the new jPad 3 and there's no buzz whatsoever! If you go to the tech blogs, it's all iPad, iPad, iPad! Look at these features: it's made from 100 percent recycled cardboard, so it's environmentally friendly...it has a zero-inch screen, which gives it a theoretical pixel density of infinity... and if you have a pencil with an eraser, you can play unlimited free games of tic-tac-toe and hangman on it! I even have it priced at a crazy low $49! Andy: That still seems pretty high. Jason: I'll have you know in a head-to-head matchup, the jPad would literally smash the iPad. Andy: You misused the word "literally". Jason: Did I? Andy: Why is there a rock taped to the back?
patatomonsta over 12 years ago
lol
kenwarnerfordictator over 12 years ago
Behold, a future used car salesman.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
Why not make an Android OS tablet? I may be typing this on a MacBook while syncing my iPod classic, but I love my new Android phone for its flexibility with get on the fly, custom content.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
A bit expensive for a legacy device.
tagteam over 12 years ago
maybe the price is $.49 and they left out the decimal.
gcarlson over 12 years ago
Shades of the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device (BOOK).
dralcax over 12 years ago
That rocks. Literally.
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
This is why it is ok for companies to “indulge” in marketing or advertising. How else is the pubic going to learn about a great idea such as the iPad, iPhone or iPod or Mac or the Droid or _____?
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Jason’s still trying to outsmart Apple I see. Nice try.
aint_lost over 12 years ago
i’m interested in it, but i think i’ll wait until he comes out with the 2oth generation. Just like i’m doing with i-anything.
toluwanio12 about 10 years ago
Right I would buy instead of an iPad
TraverseIce over 3 years ago
I’lL bUy YoUr wHoLe StOcK
TraverseIce over 3 years ago
That should cost 50 cents at the maximum.20 cents would be the price of a piece of cardboard30 cents for the rock, tape, and drawn “J”.