FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 08, 2012
April 01, 2012
April 15, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: I'm making tiny cracks in these hard-boiled eggs before I dye them blue-green. That way, the color can get under the shell and dye the actual egg. Then when mom uses them in egg salad sandwiches for my school lunches next week, everyone will think I'm eating eggs that are moldy and rotten. Hee hee...nothing beats making all my classmates want to barf. Paige: I would think your math grades would already take care of that. Jason: Speaking of which, did I tell you I successfully talked my teacher into uncancelling tomorrow's test?
You could just pull a Calvin and call it mouse loaf.