FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 29, 2012

Uh… no thanks Got any chocolate chip mint (where the cream is yellow and the chips lavender)?

Remember Mystery Meat, all you boomers out there?

I know we were experimented on in the high school cafeteria.

also known as rainbow slime

Ingredients: Artificial flavors and colors. Heart disease on a plate.

Now, turn the tray upside-down and watch NONE of the macaroni and cheese fall off. Sadly, I wish I was joking.

Ketchup is a vegetable!

This is the compromise to get kids to eat healthy while still serving them what they want to eat.

Now, THAT’S what I call mystery food.

Contains the four major food groups . . . Salt, Lard, Artificial Flavor and Chocolate . . .

Oddly, that’s what happens when I cook. Of course, the macaroni tends to be black, but the ice cream is dead on…

Thank goodness I pack my own lunch.

I so agree that I love cooking my own food

I usually brown bagged.

Good luck eating healthy, if you bring a lunch they claim it wasn’t healthy enough and throw it out. Then make the kids eat their processed mulch.

This reminds me of my old schools food. hmmm

at least theres no khorn muphin or beef stu

no

A subtle touch on contemporary cuisine. Like training wheels on a car…

My school actually had GREAT food.

scary food