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Eileen: See? It's right here on Wikipedia. The Parthenon's columns are doric, not ionic. A good first effort, though!
Marcus: I really can't believe you made this bet with her.
Jason: I had an A+++++ average in math! I thought it was a sure thing!
Doric, ionic… what’s the difference? (Seriously. What’s the difference? I really don’t know.)