FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 23, 2014
Transcript:
Game: Welcome to Candy Farm Dungeon! Let's play! Hint: Optional gummy tokens are available for purchase at any time for only $0.99 each. Manually sweetening a new dungeon is really tedious and can take hours. Use a gummy token to automate this task. Even the best sugar sniffers can get lost in the dark. Use one token for a torch and another two for a map. Many players find the game's shrill music to be annoying. Use five tokens to mute it. Some games have bugs that cause crashes and the loss of saved progress. Use 10 tokens to ensure this isn't one of them. Privacy important? Use 25 tokens to stop this app from accidentally sharing all of the e-mails, texts, and photos stored on this phone with the people in your address book. Jason: I meant to warn you about that game. Peter: Aaaa! How do I turn it of?! Game: Buttons sometimes break. Use 40 tokens to diagnose the problem...
krys723 over 10 years ago
Sounds like Candy Crush
Pretzelcoatl over 10 years ago
One of the many malignant tumors that infest the video-game industry.
davbart92663 over 10 years ago
My favorite game has just been upgraded to give “m-points”. Now I have 4 or 5 pages of ads to page through every time I want to play. I used to be able to relax for a minute, now it just increases my tension.
puggles over 10 years ago
After reading the comments, I am happier than ever I don’t have a “smart” phone.
gocomics over 10 years ago
I often comment on old FoxTrot strips and/or respond to comments left by others. The problem: there’s no way for other people to see these comments/replies unless they just happen to visit that exact strip again later.
Is there a known solution here? I have a kludgey solution of my own, but perhaps someone here knows of a better tool?
I will check back on this comic strip to read your replies, and you can also email me at carter dot barry at gmail dot com.
IndyMan over 10 years ago
There are times when this ‘strip’ makes less sense than one of Bucky’s tirades in ‘Get Fuzzy’ which is saying a lot ! ! !
robert3750 over 10 years ago
I love having a smart phone, but I don’t play games on it.
gnbman over 10 years ago
Freaking Candy Crush Saga.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“Oh, dear! Your bank account just got hacked! Apparently you didn’t spend the needed 99 tokens to keep that from accidentally happening!”
rpmurray over 10 years ago
“Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”
alangwatkins over 10 years ago
They’ve always been greedy. Didn’t they cash in our youths mentality for a buck already?
susan.e.a.c over 10 years ago
I don’t play video games. Comics are better.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
That’s why I avoid those kinds of online games.
She Mc over 10 years ago
I suppose that’s another of those free games!!!
heatherjasper over 10 years ago
Uh…“Sugar sniffers”?
chromosome Premium Member over 10 years ago
I agree. I am using mine more and more now that I’m retired. It is like a really portable computer.
dawnsfire over 10 years ago
I play plenty of free games but will NEVER put in a penny to get a power-up!
Airbrush over 10 years ago
Damn !! About 99.9% of games have those. Guess which one I play the most? The one that has NO ads. I know the developers have to make money, but lets concentrate on making better apps not better ads!!
possiblekim over 10 years ago
Wow…. Amend. You combine 3 of the worst mobile game in such a hilarious way
Candy Farm Dungeon is an obvious paraody of…
Candy Crush Saga ( the $0.99 )Farm Ville (how the game send invites to all the people you know on facebook)Dungeon Kepper (mobile version) (soend green gems to rush own slow/stop gameplay. Watch Nerdcube on youtube for more info)
Silverclaw over 10 years ago
omg I downloaded a stupid cheater game like that I lost $25 just to remove it!!!!!
Andy P Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wait… Jason didn’t make that app as a “get rich quick” scheme?
100% Full Cowl over 4 years ago
probably an ea game
Crystal Euphoria almost 4 years ago
These are like these mobile game games that beg you to buy everything every 5 seconds and bombard you with adds
Tip- If you like these games but despise the adds (Like every normal person does), Turn on airplane mode, it gets rid of the adds. But remember to turn them off when your done!
MC and Splat2 Fan over 3 years ago
why is he holding the phone like right in front of his face