FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 13, 2014
Transcript:
Steve: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah. This isn't the pizza I ordered. I asked for one that was 499/1000ths pepperoni and 501/1000ths mushroom. This pizza you brought us is exactly half and half! That's a whopping 0.1 percent error! Listen, I hate to make extra work for you, but if I were to slice off this excess bit of pepperoni, would it be possible to swap it for a sliver of mushroom? Warmed, of course. Steve: Seriously, Peter?!? Do you know how busy I am right now? Peter: The customer's always right...yes? Jason: He's totally going to spit on your mushroom sliver. Peter: Steve? No way! We're buddies!
So… uh… 499/1000 & 501/1000 is how much (besides saying 49% & 51%)?