FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 26, 2014

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Andy: You're really using an app to plan your trick-or-treating route? Jason: Yeah. It's kinda like a yelp for serious Halloweeners. It shows you a map of your neighborhood with all the houses highlighted based on user feedback. You can sort by candy type, bar size, stinginess, driveway length, door-answering promptness, overall ranking, that sort of thing. Andy: So who's ranked #1 in our area? Jason: Old man McMeel. The guy is crazy generous. Every review is five stars. Andy: Neat! Have you looked to see if anyone's posted reviews of our house? Jason: Uh... Andy: "Zero stars. My mom gives out carrot sticks." Jason: For the record, Paige or Peter could have written that... Marcus: Also for the record, I suggested ONE star.