FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 08, 2015
February 01, 2015
February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Jason: Hi, I was interested in ordering a Valentine's bouquet for my sister. How expensive would an arrangement featuring an amorphophallus titanum be? You don't? Are you sure? It might be labeled "Titan Arum" or even just "Corpse Flower".No? Could you at least check in the back? It'd smell like rotting flesh. Yes, flesh. Phooey. Ok, fine, what about symplocarpus fetidus? It'd have more of a skunk odor. That's the third florist that's called me a weirdo and hung up. Marcus: Dude, buying Valentine's flowers for you sister is pretty weird.
I LOVED The Addams Family. Yes: I was old enough to know it was “Cheese at it’s Best”, but very well done cheese!