FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 22, 2015
Transcript:
Peter: It kills me that the U.S. doesn't use the metric system. It's easy to learn, the math is way simpler, and essentially every country on earth uses metric units, except us. Plus, think of what it'd do for THESE. Steve: Dude, they're not gonna change foot-long hot dogs into meter-long hot dogs. Peter: A boy can dream, can't he?
They will become 30 cm hotdogs and they’ll short you the half centimeter.