FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 22, 2015
Transcript:
Paige: Whatcha doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy how to play Yahtzee. Paige: What's that? Jason: You know, the game where you roll five dice and try to make straights and stuff. Shake-a Shake-a Shake-a Paige: I thought you said FIVE dice. I only see three. Jason: Keep in mind he's a complete beginner. Paige: ...now two. Jason: Quincy, will you stop eating them?!
This is Jason we’re talking about. He plays D&D. Therefore, he should have tons of dice lying around.