FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 10, 2016

If small orders of fries were still in continuation, how many of them would equal one super mega jumbo order thereof? (Time for Andy to file a complaint to the McMeals CEO.)

Those fries “cost” about three thousand calories, my dear.

Gotta love people going to a fast food place, ordering greasy high-calorie burgers and fries, then drinking a diet soda as if the lack of calories will help offset their choice in meal.

I don’t order a diet soda because I’m counting calories. I order a diet soda because I’m not supposed to have that much sugar.

Things haven’t change. Roger’s still gullible.

McDonald’s fries suck now anyway. Doesn’t take long before they get cold too.

I finally broke down and got a deep frier to make my own fries.

Capitalism strikes again

That’s how drug dealers market.

I think someone is going to sleep on the couch.

Disagree with Shadow, McDonald’s fries are the best on the market when they salt them. Nobody else close.

@jbmlaw

I take it you’ve never been to Smash Burger. Best fries in the known universe.

However, I will still walk ten miles, barefoot, through broken glass for an order of Tastee Freeze onion rings.

Gee, if you are what you eat, I guess I’m cheap, fast, and easy.

Fries used to be good when fried in lard. Not since.

This reminds me of 5 Guys. $2.50 for the smallest size fries? No thank you.

“Those diet sodas will raise a diabetic’s blood sugar higher than a regular soda will.”Only in some people. If you drink a lot of artificial sweetener over a long period of time, your intestinal bacteria can developed the ability to materialize the artificial sweetener and therefore raise your blood sugar level. However that doesn’t happen to everyone.“I would never eat such fries, because the lard renders them unkosher.”McDonald’s used beef tallow for the longest time, which still makes your dinner unkosher if there was any dairy hidden in your meal such milk derivatives in the bun or sauces.

Besides which, lard tastes like lard and nothing else. Yech!

Actually, no need of the dairy — beef-tallow (or mutton/goat-tallow) is unkosher, fullstop (go through Leviticus about the dietary laws)

I just noticed …

Nice [face-palm], though, Andi.

Proof?

Given the fact that Andy is a health food nut, Peter and Roger are going to try to find “normal” food when they can.

This is a GENUIS marketing strategy.

Nom

I’d love to buy one