FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 10, 2019

Andy’s going to be so embarrassed once she either hears the car horn or gets to the car.

Drive you crazy.

“This is the last time I’m going to tell you for the last time……”

Please remember who makes all the meals in the house. I learned long ago, both at home an in the Navy, do not, repeat, do not “tick off” the one who cooks, (and does the laundry — you never know in what shape it might come back ).

Did they climb out of the window?

Moms never get an even break. That’s just how it is.

Paige and Jason working together? Color me shocked!

One of my rules of teaching was ‘Never Threaten’

Ahhh,where would we be without the love of our children…

My mom was the same way about Mass. In her mind, it didn’t count unless we were in the front row.

So, I’ve got that going for me.

I’d imagine that would never get old!

Rare instance of Paige and Jason being on the same, err, page.

Like most parents, she is bluffing with the count-down thing. (Notice the : 2 1/4, 2 1/2). We finally told our teen, next time we say we’re leaving at a specific time, we mean it. Sure enough – he stayed downstairs playing video games. We drove off at appointed time. Lesson learned. (Probably not legal with small children). Point is: don’t bluff; do it.

This is funny!

Very funny. It would have been just as funny if you left out the racist phrase “chop chop”. For perspective:

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/02/20/280186897/quick-what-are-the-origins-of-chop-chop