FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 14, 2007
Transcript:
Jason: It's like my worst nightmare come true, Marcus! First Eileen thinks I'm in love with her, now the whole school thinks I am, too! You're the only one left who believes me! I said, you're the only one left who believes me! Marcus: You don't have Eileen's cooties on your hands, do you?
[facepalm]