FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 01, 2008

Transcript:

Peter: So what would happen to Darth Jason at the end of "Return of the Jedi"? Jason: He'd sneak off the new death star just before the rebels blow it up. The current ending is just too darn happy. My version would leave movie goers chilled with the knowledge that this new arch-villains is lurking somewhere out there ready to resource when the sequels eventually get made. Peter: SO how would he escape? Jason: My idea is to make him a master of disguise. C3PO: They did it, R2 R2D2: Lucky shot, I mean, bleep bloop!