FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 23, 2008
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Transcript:
Jason: All the various dinosaurs you see here in Jasorassic Park were created by me in this laboratory. Using dinosaur DNA extracted from cretaceous era leeches preserved in amber, I have been able to successfully clone over two dozen species. Naturally, 75 million-year old DNA molecules are bound to be incomplete but I was able to overcome this by substituting bits of DNA from a modern-day reptile Paige: What modern day reptile? Say, what's this flashing red light? Jason: Dear God... the Qiuncy raptos are loose.
The most vicious creatures of all