FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 23, 2008
December 22, 2008
December 24, 2008
Transcript:
Grandma: This all started in seventh grade?? Andy: Mom, do you remember when I'd get in trouble for something, like the time I stole $5 out of your purse? ... and you'd ground me, or lecture me, right there in front of my friends if they happened to be over at the time? Grandma: You're right- that is awful. Must have embarrassed you terribly. Andy: No! The point is, Mother, my friends always took your side! Grandma: Oh, that's only because they liked my chocolate chip cookies. Andy: They liked you, Mom! They you more than me! Jason: I hate to interrupt, but, there's an ad for the jupiter-64 game station on TV right now...
Andue Fox stole. Next thing you’ll tell me is Cheney is a lying draft-dodger and W ditched his Air Guard commitment in a cocaine-induced haze. My universe is shaken.