FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 05, 2009
June 04, 2009
June 06, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: This article in the June "bitty babier" says if you stack wine boxes sideways, you can store your bitty babies in a luxurious hi-rise of cubby holes. We have a couple of wine boxes in the basement, don't we? Roger: Dear, I don't want to sound judgemental, but aren't you a little old for all this? Andy: Roger, some of these bitties sell for thousands of dollars. It's gotten to where only a grown-up can afford this hobby. Voice: Mom, why's there a "for sale" sign in your car window? Andy: ...or at least almost afford this hobby. Roger: Ok, maybe I do want to sound a little judgemental at this point.
My cousin collects Teddy bears. I was visiting them one day and walked into one of their bathrooms. The shower stall was crammed with bears all pressed up against the glass shower door. I asked what that was about. Turns out they were remodeling and needed somewhere to store the Teddy bears.