FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 03, 2009
July 02, 2009
July 04, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Jason, this operating system of yours keeps crashing! Jason: I know. I threw in a few bugs by design. Peter: Huh?? Jason: I wanted to ensure that users would rush out to buy the upgrade to JasonDowns99 next year. It'd include corrections to all of '98s problems... plus, of course, a whole new batch of bugs that'd require the even more expensive JasonDowns 2000 to correct. Peter: I don't know whether to puke or buy stock in your company. Jason: Did I tell you my idea to use "900" numbers for tech support?
LibrarianInTraining said, about 16 hours ago
My brother’s best friend fixes my computer. He won’t accept my money, so I pay him in cookies. I swear every time he fixes it, he puts a new problem in (He’s a programmer).
I gotta go. I need more cookie ingredients. Again.
If you had a Mac you wouldn’t have to bake cookies. No viruses.