FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 31, 2009

Transcript:

Peter: What's this? Andy: It's the shirt I bought you to wear today. Peter: But I want to wear my "South Park" T-shirt. Andy: Peter Fox, I'm not going to have you dressing like a slob on the first day of school. You can wear that shirt tomorrow. I'm asking you to dress nicely for one day. How bad can that be?! Voice: Hey, Morton Goldthwait has a twin! Morton: Wrong-o, girls! He's not wearing a calculator case!