FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 12, 2009

I gotta have one of those! I wouldn’t have to worry about misplacing it and no batteries to charge!

Cum’on! I’ve bought a lot of electronic cr@p like that!!

I owned the first Sony CD player in town. Five years later I bought my first CD. Yep, get the latest and greatest.

if this had come out in the ’50s it might have caught on.

There’s a little sucker in all of us - I just spent a boatload on a shiny new HD flatscreen. It looks great,,,, when it’s off. Found out my cable provider doesn’t have any HD programming available in our area.

He reminds me of the guy in Rock Hill, SC recently. This genius was approached on the street by a guy with a, seemingly, properly packaged, brand new laptop. The price was a real bargain. Then the guy went home and found bricks inside when he opened it. Barnum was right.

I so want one of these to seatbelt into the passenger seat of my car. No officer I wasn’t on the phone.

Yeah, just try that in California. You’ll get off REAL easy. (NOT!)

I am SOOOOO Glad i live in the 21st century!

I’d hate to feel that thing’s vibrate!

Okay… from the final panel, since when will there be an automobile with ten cigarette lighters? I think the company who makes the MobyTel-2000 did a rip-off.

I would’ve expected a miniature nuclear power supply…oh well, so much for the miliary satellite theory. :)

I think the company also make cars with 10 cigarette lighters.