FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 09, 2009

Transcript:

Jasonezer: What are all those cords wrapped around you? Jacob Marcusly: These, Jasonezer, are the cabels of the many video game controllers I selfishly clung to in life. Little by little, I built hese blinds, and now I must live with them throughout eternity. I have come here tonight to warn you, Jasonezer. Jasonezer: To be more generous with my toys? Jacob Marcusly: To not waste money on this one brand of joystick. The fire button is sluggish.