FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 14, 2009
December 12, 2009
December 15, 2009
Transcript:
Ghost of Christmas Present: Ok, Jasonezer, I'm back. Jasonezer: You still don't look like ghost of Christmas present. Ghost of Christmas Present: I've got the torch, the goat, the holly... what's missing? Jasonezer: You're supposed to have a mountain of food at your feet. Geese... turkey... great joints of meat... sausages... poultry... cakes... pies... apples... cakes... apples... oranges... pears... game... barels of oysters... suckling pigs... chestnuts... Don't tell me Ghost of Christmas Present: Hey, I had a I had a (blurp) light lunch, ok?!
Also, the handle of the torch is supposed to be a cornucopia (what he’s holding looks more like a cigarette lighter), and he’s supposed to be wearing an empty, rusty sword sheathe, and have tinsel icicles hanging from the holly.