FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 09, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: Quincy snuck out of his cage last night and chewed up and ate my entire math textbook. Then this morning he puked it up into my hair while I was sleeping. Paige: Jason, why are you telling me this at breakfast?! Do you want me to throw up, too?! Jason: Fortunately, I had my entire math textbook memorized. Paige: I'll take that as a "yes."
$34.99 for a textbook?! Where do I get in on that? Mine are all over $100!