FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 24, 2010

I wanna see the label.

Now that’s a fine example of the potential of advertising to be pervasive. Poor Paige.

Tell her to pick a toy or book and amuse herself.

toss her in closet

Either spots drink, soda.

If she lucky she gave her a micky, she’ll fall asleep.

What wonders are in the medicine cabinet?

“…oh, dear, Katie! It looks like you might have the sniffles! Let’s give you some Nyquil for that and…”

Problem solved.

Paige knows children can’t be drugged. She is doing right finding something different, that might be hard since the child is obsess with and everything might be bassed on that.

Can “Blue’s Clues” possibly be that bad by comparison to “Motor Mouth”? I’d be curious to find out by this point.

For goodness sake, pick something to do, and play a game of “Blue’s Clues” with Katie to find out that something.

Paige, let the kid watch Blue’s Clues. Then about an hour before Mom is due back, give her chocolate milk made with Nuclear Coffee. Never babysit that kid again!

member what happened last time she turned on the TV and watched Jerry Springer?

I preferred blues clues to barney in my house when my kids were younger. i out right forbade barney in the house.

Remind me not to hire any of the above to babysit my kids…

Barney is Satan. Proof:

1) Barney = Cute Purple Dinosaur… 2) replace all ‘u’ with ‘v’ for the latin => Cvte Pvrple Dinosavr 3) extract all letters that are valid Roman numerals => C v v l D i v 4) Convert them to decimal and add => 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666 5) 666 = The mark of Satan 5) Therefore Barney is Satan

QED :)

apple juice, now with more caffeine

That’s AWESOME, Magasek!!

How unfortunate

Merchandising! Where the real money on the show is made!

OH MY GOD I HAD A HANDY DANDY WHEN I WAS HER AGE