FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 12, 2010

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    legaleagle48  over 14 years ago

    You’re a dead kid walking, Jason.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Inquirer headline.

    Boy gets head caught in computer monitor.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    sigh

    So glad I don’t have kids…

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Yeah, most of those brainy nerd computer geeks do grow up to be sell-outs, :-) (Wouldn’t the kid have set up this site?)

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    kab2rb  over 14 years ago

    Our son when he was small would do small things to his sister. Took her errasure and threw it down a storm drain, took one of her shoes and threw it out the window I was driving on a highway. We still need to buy her newer shoes she outgrew them. But nothing like this. Jason your so going to get it.

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    RadioTom  over 14 years ago

    Can anyone say Weird Al? “Found it on EeeeeBaaayyyyy!”

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    gulfcoastgrl  over 14 years ago

    Sounds like he got a spam like our Jornaner or whatever it is the bleeep thing goes by recently!

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    legaleagle48  over 14 years ago

    A spam? Read the last panel again – he’s not buying girls’ clothes off a spam e-mail; he’s SELLING Paige’s stuff online!

    He’ll be lucky if Paige only stops at killing him.

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    Schmeezle  over 14 years ago

    I can’t wait for the episode where everyone’s wondering where Jason is, there’s a fresh mound of dirt in the back yard, and Paige has a sly grin on her face.

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    dicatduke  over 14 years ago

    He never learns, does he?

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    legaleagle48  over 14 years ago

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 5 hours ago

    CNN Headline News Today, in —, — an 11 year old was allegedly bludgeoned to death by his sister using a computer’s keyboard.

    Sheriff Jose Moore said ” the keyboard itself was unrecognizable from the number of blows required apparently to subdue and then kill the boy. The motive is unknown at this time.”

    As the person of interest was taken into custody, she was heard to say, “he had it coming.”

    Whereupon she started doing the Cell Block Tango in celebration.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    And after that, she went retro and did the Jailhouse Rock and then the Bojangles Dance. When asked why, she said the same thing: “He had it coming.”

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