FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 03, 2010
July 02, 2010
July 05, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: I can't believe I wasn't here when Jason got hurt. Andy: He's fine... Stop beating yourself up. Roger: But what if I had been more serious?! What if it had been a real car that hit him and not just a toy one?! There I was off on some idiotic business trip! I wasn't around when my little boy needed me! I wasn't around when my little boy was hurt! Andy: Roger, you can't spend 24 hours a day hovering over your kids! What are you going to do? Quit your job?! Roger: Now there's a thought. Andy: I was kidding, Roger, kidding!
Think Roger, what did the Sgt say when your wife was having a baby.. The following is bleeped for sensitive ears. Any man over 55 who had a low draft number heard it