FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 20, 2010
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July 21, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: I set your E-lynchity brokerage account up so you can trade on margin. Roger: What's that mean? Jason: It means you can buy stocks galore with borrowed money after the stocks shoot up, you pocket the profits. It's foolproof! Roger: Unless the stocks go down, that is. Jason: Stocks go down? Roger: Hello, E-Lynchity? Is there someone I could speak with who was born before the '90s? Jason: I'm telling you, Dad, stocks don't go down.
Jason! Geez, even the most basic science says that what goes up must come down.