FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 13, 2010
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Jason: Let's see... I should probably put this glass of water in the southeast. Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Feng-shuing my room. It's the ancient Chinese art of arranging one's environment to maximize positive energy. I want to up my odds of success when I open this new pack of Pokemon cards. I'll admit changing the grain of my carpet to face the right way was a pain, but if it'll get me a holo-foil Charizard card, the three days it took will be worth it. You've got your usual "I think I'm going to puke" face on, I see. Paige: Should I do it in the southeast as well?
rayannina about 14 years ago
Feng shui this.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
Take heart, Paige. My apartment could probably be feng shuied by little less than a wrecking ball.
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
Some decor that will help me are an Iron Man 2 poster and a promo image from Sonic Colors.
paha_siga about 14 years ago
Yes sure, feng shui-ing definitely will change the cards that are in his pack. :D
merbrat about 14 years ago
Schrodinger’s Pokemon.
NightOwl19 about 14 years ago
Good response, merbrat! If he never opens the pack, both the quantum states of having the card and not having the card can exist. Let’s see if Eileen can defeat that logic….
mrprongs about 14 years ago
Only problem is, that won’t alter the card sin the pack. Should have done this first, then bought the pack.
callak over 9 years ago
You know, he’d be better off just buying the Charizard card instead if he’s buying that many packs and only needs 1 card!