FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 04, 2011

So do I. sigh

Seconded.

And does he think his father has a million, or does he have more victims lined up?

LADYFINGER One is never too young to invest in stocks and bonds. Unfortunately my vision of Jason as a day trader does not have a happy or sane ending. Imagine if you had invested the percentage the government stole in their Ponzi scheme at 10 in a S&P index that has averaged 11%. When would YOU retire?

Jason needs to learn that unlike our government, even though there might be checks left doesn’t mean there is money left.

It really is pretty obvious, Roger! It’s not like Jason has any money to give you.

Jason DOES know the value of money, ladyfingers. That’s why he’s constantly coming up with get-rich-quick schemes like this. :)

I’m just amazed (although maybe I shouldn’t be) that Roger took this long to figure it out.

Gweedo Murray said, about 8 gameshow reruns ago

“Mr. Haney lives ! Dammit !”

Gorden, are you referring to “Petticoat Junction”?

He was referring to “Green Acres”. Duh Duh de Duh Duh,… Duh Duh.

@ladyfinger:

A cool million would be enough to film a movie about his world of warquest hero.

That reminds me of The Simpsons, where Marge was down $5200, and thus had to pay the Jeopardy show that amount.

How would Jason spend a million dollars? Let’s see: newest, fastest, best computer every 6 months, ditto gaming system with every game made, model rockets and fuel….oh there are plenty of possibilities.

Jason with money = bad thing.