FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 15, 2011

Transcript:

Andy: You're going to bed now? Jason: I can't wait. Peter was telling me about this Gregor Samsa guy who wakes up one morning transformed into a giant dung beetle. I figure the sooner I go to sleep, the sooner something like that can happen to me! Peter: You're pulling me out of advanced english? Why? Andy: You know darn well why. Jason: Could you keep it down? Some of us are trying to have unsettling dreams!