FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 29, 2011
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April 30, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: Um, about the foot-long corn dog you sold me yesterday... Man: What about it? Peter: It wasn't a foot long, it was 11 1/2 inches. You owe me half an inch. Man: We don't stock half-inch units of corn dog, kid. Peter: But I paid for a foot! I wanted a foot! Man: Fine. Here's another corn dog for free now scram. Peter: I guess the squeaky wheel really does get the grease.
Cheaters.