FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 29, 2011
April 28, 2011
April 30, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: Um, about the foot-long corn dog you sold me yesterday... Man: What about it? Peter: It wasn't a foot long, it was 11 1/2 inches. You owe me half an inch. Man: We don't stock half-inch units of corn dog, kid. Peter: But I paid for a foot! I wanted a foot! Man: Fine. Here's another corn dog for free now scram. Peter: I guess the squeaky wheel really does get the grease.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 13 years ago
Wow! Wonder if it’d work a second time?
rayannina over 13 years ago
“Get the grease” literally, in this case.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Exactly, rayannina.
lfanterickson over 13 years ago
I would have told him it was a foot before cooking. And the covering was an ear…
lewisbower over 13 years ago
When you consider the mentality that would buy a corn dog—-
NE1956 over 13 years ago
Um, that guy giving Pete the “Hairy Eyeball”? Or did someone just pull the wool over his eyes?
Kinda creepy actually.
interceptor over 13 years ago
When Peter said “I wanted a foot!”, I expected the guy to give him one - in the backside.
mrgromit over 13 years ago
Who flagged this with “Jason Fox”??!?
fmasroor over 13 years ago
Cheaters.