FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 06, 2011
July 05, 2011
July 07, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: Marcus, you really don't want to pick a fight with me! Marcus: Whatsa matter?! Chicken?! Jason: You now I'll kick your skinny little butt! Marcus: Oh, yeah?! Let's go! Right now! Jason: Ha! My +5 sword of devastation just cut off your arm! Marcus: My other arm readies my +12 crossbow of heavenly accuracy....
Someone has to say this… “It’s only a scratch!” “It’s just a flesh wound!”