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Jason, Eileen and Marcus: EUGENE!!!
Eugene: Bwa-ha-ha!
Jason: Why are you hiding in the bushes crackling like some hideous monster?! I mean, apart from the fact that you are one.
Eugene: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Marcus: Good idea.
I tol’ ya. The kid with the achievement certificate. (I didn’t know his name at the time). Wow, what a very long arc.