FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 16, 2011
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September 17, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: I never knew the school had an e-football team. Morton: We're new. Along with e-basketball team, the e-basketball team, the cyber golf team... It's the 21st century. Let's face it- a purely analog sports department is a relic of the past. Boy: Our training facility is just up ahead. Peter: Nice marble pillars. Morton: The venture capital club was very good to us.
Yeah, there’s the future of sports: Kids sitting on their duffs or lying on their beds, playing with their ipads, ipods, blackberries, whatever, and weighing 500 pounds, and barely able to get up to snarf down more junkfood.